Virginity is a like a balloon...

I received an awesome message from Milo today!

Virginity is a like a balloon. One prick and its gone forever. Sex is like a pack of chips. Once you start, you can't stop. Life is like a dick. When it's hard, it fucks!

Amazed at the creativity of the super cool person who has come up with this! Every word has a punned [if there's a word like that] meaning!