Best forward of 2005!

I think this is one of the best forwards I got the whole year :-)!

Because of your  kindness:

[] I stopped  drinking Coca Cola after I found out that  it's good for removing toilet stains.

[] I stopped going to the movies for  fear of sitting on a needle infected with  AIDS.

[] I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

[] I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any  other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for  fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to  rob me.

[] I also stopped answering the phon! e for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and  then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

[] I also stopped  drinking anything out of a can for fear  that I will get sick from the rat feces and  urine.

[] When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will  take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me  taking a nap in a bathtub full of  ice.

[] I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in  the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since  1993...)

[] I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the  $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were  supposed to send me when I  participated in their sp! ecial e-mail program would arrive  soon.

[] My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes  for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

[] Still  open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account  to transfer his uncle property of  some hundred millions $.

[] Made  some Hundred wishes before forwarding those  Ganesh Vandana,  Tirupathi  Balaji pics etc… now  most of those wishes' are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this  e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next  10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head  today at 6:30pm!!!

So, it's finally coming to an end :-)! Good yaar :-)! 2006 i will see ya @ Chennai. I have to spend some time studying next year ;-) and gaining some ground in increasing my vocab and increasing the speed of my math calculations.