Erratic slapdash!!

I was just typing randomly and came up with a concoction of some fourliners [rhymers] in about 5 mins. None of them are connected together but via the threads of thoughts that passed in my mind over the 5 minutes!!

Everyday I wake up and I smile And on the bed I lay still a while Although I know that work is prolly just a mile I still savor that moment, even though I know it's all a guile

Somedays I beat the sun to it And sometimes the sun makes me sit With its rays it gives me a hit Boy o boy, sometimes the sun sure can be a git.

I jump up and sometimes decide to jog In the bright sun, and at times in thick fog And at times I just stretch and jump back in bed Coz my legs they feel heavier than bags of lead.

But everyday a bath I do take And without it a day I can't make Maybe in my bathroom, maybe in a lake This bath of mine, I never do fake [;-)]

You can dance and you can jig You can prance after a swig A ballet with a few pegs in Turns into a mallet once you drive and commit the sin.

Many a thoughts cross my mind Some are prolly crap from the hind But this is what makes a human bind Emotions - from an animal blind

I laughed when a foot ball hit my friend in the groin Even Homer laughed at it, he made a drawing

I can type amazing stuff Things fly outta my mind, in a huff and a puff Rarely they make sense, they are rough But tell you what I am a blog buff [oon]

The saviors of the world are clowns Who bring laughter in an otherwise globe of frowns Alas, they rarely attract the girls with pretty gowns Does it ever give them the downs?

Well, that does it! I am certified nuts!!! :-P!